My Twill is Tasted...I mean, My TALE is Twisted

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by John Rayburn

My Twill is Tasted...I mean, My TALE is Twisted

My Twill is Tasted...I mean, My TALE is Twisted

by John Rayburn

Beware! This may be harmful to your tender psyche. You'll be exposed to garbled grammar, mangled metaphors, agitated anomalies and scrambled syntax. And, aha, spoonerisms!
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Beware! This may be harmful to your tender psyche. A WARNING! label might have been useful but we couldn’t find one. In an effort to be more or less specific, let’s say you’ll be exposed to garbled grammar, mangled metaphors, agitated anomalies, scrambled syntax and occasional onomatopoeia. Proceed at your own risk! You may deny knowledge of spoonerisms but you know what they are even if you don’t know you know it. The author is the world’s foremost practitioner of this somewhat archaic aimlessness of more normal speech patterns. He issues a promissory note that you will be entertained…or else! After all, the mice of adprission is a beer magatelle!

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Pages: 60


Sales Rank: 2002258

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